she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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