Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
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