I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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