she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Randomize
