4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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