I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Randomize
