i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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