Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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