Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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