Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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