One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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