Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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