do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
try to milk me bitch
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