ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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