And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I'm too high and old for this...
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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