How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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