This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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