I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
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