The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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