i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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