She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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