Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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