He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Drunk is a universal language darling
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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