haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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