My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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