You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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