And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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