New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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