Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
is wine microwaveable?
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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