He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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