I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
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