I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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