4 words: hood of his car
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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