Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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