we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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