Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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