You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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