i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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