she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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