Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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