they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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