the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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