It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
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