We won't sleep together?
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
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