a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
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