just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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