I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
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