Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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