I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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