This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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