i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
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