And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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