Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Randomize
